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John Wayne Was the Worst Swimming Instructor

Mother Jones

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Do you know how to swim? I bet you do. But once upon a time you didn’t know how to swim. Go back to that place.

John Wayne is dead, but once upon a time he was alive. Bring him into that place.

Now tell John Wayne you don’t know how to swim. Go on. Tell him.

He’s John Wayne! TELL HIM!

Sucker.

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John Wayne Was the Worst Swimming Instructor

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