Mother Jones
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Aren’t they cute when they’re asleep? In reality, of course, they’re just storing up energy for later. They will strike when all the humans are sated with turkey and don’t have the energy to fight back.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! And remember: no shopping today. Tomorrow is soon enough. Fight the power.
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