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One of Donald Trump’s Top Advisers Just Lost It on CNN—and the Video Is Hilarious

by xaviereger7380 Posted on August 17, 2016

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Donald Trump is getting smoked in the polls right now because he has run the most inept campaign in the history of campaigns and also he’s a fundamentally unlikable racist who lies a lot.

So with that being the state of the race on this balmy Wednesday, the 17th of August in the year of our Lord 2016, Michael Cohen, one of Donald Trump’s top advisers, went on CNN to talk about how his boss is great and has very pretty eyes and is totally going to win. Anchor Brianna Keilar asked Cohen about these polls that say the exact opposite. Cohen was not having any of it!

Watch what happens when the unstoppable force of stupidity meets the unmovable object of reality.

“All of them.”

What a time to be alive.

UPDATE UPDATE: Oh my God, the full interview is even more insane.

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This Is The Best "Letter To The Editor" You’ll Read All Summer

by AkilahCollits8 Posted on July 12, 2016

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Oh, Britain!

With their accents,

Harry Potters,

and balls (both “foot” and “net“).

Oh, Britain!

With their insane political choices,

badger culls,

and questionable condiments.

Oh, Britain!

Is from where

this funny thing comes.

Have a nice day.

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The Creator Of The Broadway Hit "Hamilton" Just Said Goodbye—And The Internet Is Going Insane

by PenniKearns Posted on July 10, 2016

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This New York Daily News Bernie Sanders Interview Is So Amazing

by RobbinNunes3 Posted on April 5, 2016

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Good afternoon.

Bernie Sanders sat down with the New York Daily News for what the Washington Post called an “interview that was pretty close to a disaster.”

The funniest bit:

Daily News: I know you’ve got to go in a second. When was the last time you rode the subway? Are you gonna a campaign in the subway?
Sanders: Actually we rode the subway, Mike, when we were here? About a year ago? But I know how to ride the subways. I’ve been on them once or twice.
Daily News: Do you really? Do you really? How do you ride the subway today?
Sanders: What do you mean, “How do you ride the subway?”
Daily News: How do you get on the subway today?
Sanders: You get a token and you get in.
Daily News: Wrong.
Sanders: You jump over the turnstile.

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Trump: If My Campaign Manager Battered a Reporter, Why Didn’t She Scream?

by AudreyAllcot Posted on March 29, 2016

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So Donald Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski was charged with misdemeanor battery after video emerged of him grabbing former Breitbart News reporter Michele Fields after a recent press conference. Trump responded to this with a bunch of emphatic tweets standing by his adviser. Now he just took it even further by wondering aloud on CNN why, if Fields was so badly hurt, she didn’t scream.

Trump, who made a TV career out of pretend-firing people on a reality show for pretend reasons, says he has no intention of real-firing his campaign manager.

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Donald Trump Just Sent A Tweet That Makes Me Want To Throw Up Until I Drown In My Own Vomit

by EstelaOZDX Posted on March 24, 2016

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Just reading this shit makes me feel caked in filth.

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The Washington Post Asked Donald Trump If He Would Nuke ISIS. This Was His Response.

by JaunitaJ21 Posted on March 22, 2016

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Noted without comment, Donald Trump’s comments on ISIS to the Washington Post yesterday.

RYAN: You MUFFLED mentioned a few minutes earlier here that you would knock ISIS. You’ve mentioned it many times. You’ve also mentioned the risk of putting American troop in a danger area. If you could substantially reduce the risk of harm to ground troops, would you use a battlefield nuclear weapon to take out ISIS?

TRUMP: I don’t want to use, I don’t want to start the process of nuclear. Remember the one thing that everybody has said, I’m a counterpuncher. Rubio hit me. Bush hit me. When I said low energy, he’s a low-energy individual, he hit me first. I spent, by the way he spent 18 million dollars’ worth of negative ads on me. That’s putting MUFFLED…

RYAN: This is about ISIS. You would not use a tactical nuclear weapon against ISIS?

CROSSTALK

TRUMP: I’ll tell you one thing, this is a very good looking group of people here. Could I just go around so I know who the hell I’m talking to?

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It Is Not Twitter’s Birthday

by MagaretC71 Posted on March 21, 2016

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Hello.

How are you? Feeling good? Feeling spry? You look good. You look spry!

I’ve got some bad news for you, my spry, good-looking friend. You have been making a fool of yourself today.

“Twitter is 10 years old today,” you tweeted.

“Happy birthday, Twitter,” you tweeted.

“Happy 10th anniversary, Twitter,” you tweeted.

Blah blah blah.

YOU TWEETED LIES.

It is not Twitter’s birthday.

Today is March 21. Twitter’s birthday is July 15.

Today is just the anniversary of the first tweet, which Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey sent out on March 21, 2006. But Twitter itself was not released to the public until July 15, 2006. That is its birthday. That is how birthdays work.

The Wire explained this a few years ago:

Today we are not celebrating Twitter’s birth, but rather founder Jack Dorsey’s first tweet:

Sure, this is cause for celebration. But only in the same way as a baby’s first kicks in the womb are exciting. At the moment of that tweet (or twt?), Twitter was just a fetus of a site. Its parents, Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Evan Williams and Biz Stone, were thinking about what Twitter might look and act like when it made its public debut. They hadn’t even settled on the name yet.

Twitter didn’t pop out of the womb, or “become born” until July 15, 2006, with the public launch of the site. Stone made the announcement on his personal site. And Twitter, “a new mobile service that helps groups of friends bounce random thoughts around with SMS” entered the world.

Please stop saying that it is Twitter’s birthday. That is all.

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Donald Trump Is a Delicate Flower

by AlexisWaldman Posted on February 25, 2016

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Hello.

Donald Trump, who has been called “a short-fingered vulgarian,” is having a little cry because the former president of Mexico used the “the F word.“

Also, just so we’re clear how disingenuous he’s being (via @RobProvince):

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This Defense Of Marco Rubio Is So Stupid That I Can’t Stop Laughing

by EzraY71ypnpc Posted on February 9, 2016

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Hello.

Marco Rubio keeps humorously repeating the same sound bites over and over again. It’s hilarious.

It is not nearly as hilarious, however, as this tweet which falls nominally in the leave Marco alone camp.

Have a great night.

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