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This GOP Congressman’s Solution to Homelessness Involves Getting Eaten By Wolves

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Homelessness is a very serious problem. Nearly 600,000 Americans don’t have a home, including one in every 30 children. Recently, we’ve reported on some innovative solutions, including tiny houses and free, no-strings-attached apartments.

Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska) has a different idea. It involves wolves. Specifically, releasing grey wolves into the districts of 79 of his peers in Congress who had recently called for greater protections for the endangered species.

From the Washington Post:

“How many of you have got wolves in your district?” he asked. “None. None. Not one.”

“They haven’t got a damn wolf in their whole district,” Young continued. “I’d like to introduce them in your district. If I introduced them in your district, you wouldn’t have a homeless problem anymore.”

Wow.

If you’re unfamiliar with Don Young, he is renowned for his outlandish antics, mostly about animals, like that time he brandished an 18-inch walrus penis bone on the House floor or the time he called climate change the “biggest scam since Teapot Dome” (a major bribery scandal in the 1920s involving the Harding administration).

A Young spokesperson told the Post that the comment was “purposely hyperbolic.”

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This GOP Congressman’s Solution to Homelessness Involves Getting Eaten By Wolves

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This Washington Post Headline Is the Funniest Thing You’ll Read All Weekend

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Got the winter blues? Well, turn that frown upside down! Here’s a thing to make you smile.

In other pretend candidate news:

What a time to be alive.

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This Is the Best C-SPAN Call of All-Time

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The brothers Woodhouse sit staunchly on opposite ends of the political spectrum. They regularly take to C-SPAN to publicly squabble over their ideological differences. Their mother, Joy Woodhouse, has finally had enough:

“Oh god it’s mom,” a slightly panicked Dallas Woodhouse mumbles upon realizing the next caller is their mother.

Watch below as Mrs. Woodhouse awesomely takes down her sons’ political bickering:

(h/t Washington Post)

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This Is the Best C-SPAN Call of All-Time

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